Part 1: Dear Jorji (read: Georgia),

(why on earth they have to spell ur name as Jee, while indeed it is written as Gee? Another case being Goeffrey, anyway.. notice tat Jee and Gee just sound exactly each other. Ffiuhh, tell u what, tis is just the starting point, there r still, lots of lots of confusions tat tis world could bring, never let them upset u because they r not worth-it to be upset-ed about).

Hey, you sexy little beast (censor – red. – ups, I shouldn’t shock ur mum more for calling you tat way, but truly you are, just look at yourself, you cutey, cutey, sexy little beas.. err baby I mean. Well, after thoughtful consideration toward ur mom, who indeed is still going thru a post-shock effect of bearing her first child, but surely feels very blessed anyway having been given the strength to bring u into tis world with heaps of joyful tears-decided tat u deserve to be appreciated much much more than just a.. beaut?!?). Listen, tis entii hasn’t much time to introduce herself to you. It’s because she has lots n lots (n lots of lots) of stuffs to talk about yourself, mommy n daddy, your many self-proclaimed eng-kels en entiis (who look very horrible indeed once they look at a cute little baby like yourself because they feel tat the world has deprived them of their rights to be at the centre of attention for as long as you later on r becoming as horrible as themselves!), the world tat you’re born into, and nevertheless very important, the One who has purposely predestined you to be part of His treasured possessions. Gasp! What a surprising 1st paragraph as an intro of tis letter.

So yeah, less than a week you were born, many came to visit u, ur mom n daddy, either at the St.George Hospital in Koogarah or at ur place. Well, most think tat u r pretty huge a baby (nevertheless u r a baby still, meant to be tiny, silly, heh?!), surely a healthy one. Your mom, after u’re born, she is like the youngest mom ever in the world (read: IPC), can imagine how proud she is to be crowned as one! As for ur daddy, ffuihh, (to be continued..)

(silly) entii of the month,
rose.. err (huaHAHHA)

entii-of-the-month,
vyie

p.s. suddenly feel a sudden urge to stop rite here. been unwell, stomach's upset (perhaps because of suffering from diarrhoea since tis morning) and hardly any strenght to write u some funny (read: silly) messages, didn't get a good sleep last nite.. moreover, think also tat had been better to learn to kiss (keep-it-short-n-sweet) tis letter better by dividing it into parts, so u won't get bored out of hell to read a very long long one at once...